Frequently asked.
Actually answered.
Is this official Microsoft merchandise?+
No. SlowRing is an independent parody apparel brand. We are not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Microsoft. The designs comment on the software and the experience of working with it.
How are the shirts organized?+
All 41 shirts are together on the homepage. Filter by Microsoft 365 product, or choose M365 life for the cross-workload jokes. A shirt can appear under more than one product when the joke crosses workloads. Software-style and character designs are mixed together.
How do the shirts fit?+
The Bella+Canvas 3001 has a regular unisex fit. Each product page includes the current Printful size guide. Compare a shirt you own with the flat-width and length measurements before ordering. Wrong-size exchanges are not available.
What do the shirts cost?+
Choose a shirt, color and size to see its price in US dollars. Two shirts are automatically 10% off each; three or more are 15% off each and ship free within the US. Tax, where applicable, is calculated at checkout.
What colors and sizes can I order?+
The selectable colors and sizes are the Printful variants offered for each design. Use a color swatch to see its Printful mockup. Fabric color and print placement can vary slightly. Stock can change; we will contact you if an order cannot be fulfilled.
Where do you ship?+
US addresses only. Shipping is $6.99 for the first shirt plus $1.95 for each additional shirt, or free for orders of three or more. Every shirt is printed after you order; fulfillment typically takes a few business days before shipping, but timing is not guaranteed.
What if something is wrong with my order?+
Damaged, defective or misprinted items qualify for a free replacement with photos within 30 days of delivery. Size and change-of-mind exchanges are not covered. Email [email protected] for help and see the full returns policy.
How do I pay?+
Secure checkout is handled by Stripe. SlowRing never sees your card number. Your browser saves the bag between visits; prices, discounts, shipping and tax are confirmed at checkout.