The Safety Net Tee
Anyone who has ever run a destructive script against production.
general
Working As Designed Tee
Anyone who has had a real bug closed with these three words.
general
Silent Sign-In Failure Tee
Identity engineers who can read this error code without looking it up.
entra
Open Relay Tee
Mail admins who have found a connector accepting anonymous submissions.
exchange
Immortal Infrastructure Tee
Exchange admins still migrating something that predates their career.
exchange
No Test Tenant Tee
Admins whose change window is whenever users are asleep.
general
Not Compliant Tee
Endpoint admins, and anyone the policy has locked out of their own mail.
intune
Slow Ring Tee
Admins waiting on a feature everyone else already has.
general
Cloud Time Tee
Anyone who has been told a change is applied and then waited two days for it.
general
Break Glass Tee
Identity admins who keep an emergency account nobody is allowed to touch.
entra
Turned It Off Tee
The admin who quietly disabled the rollout everyone was excited about.
copilot
Oversharing Tee
Anyone who audited permissions the week the assistant went live.
copilot
Copilot Found It Tee
The admin who got that support ticket and knew immediately what happened.
copilot
I Thought E5 Was Enough Tee
Anyone who has discovered the top tier has tiers above it.
licensing
Teams Team Tee
The person whose actual job title contains the same word three times.
teams
Six Workloads Tee
Admins who know exactly how much gets provisioned by one button.
teams
Blocked By DLP Tee
Anyone whose legitimate email was stopped for containing a number.
compliance
Still On Hold Tee
Whoever inherited a hold nobody is authorised to release.
compliance
Released From Quarantine Tee
Mail admins, and the newsletter that finally got through.
security
Nine Portals One Setting Tee
Anyone who keeps a bookmarks folder just for admin consoles.
general
Office 364 Tee
Anyone who has read an incident report explaining why it does not count.
general
Retire or Wipe Tee
Endpoint engineers who have hovered over both buttons and felt genuine fear.
intune
Assigned, Not Provisioned Tee
Whoever explains to a new starter why the licence they have does not work yet.
licensing
Impossible Travel Tee
Anyone who has triaged this alert and found a VPN at the end of it.
security
MFA Fatigue Tee
Anyone who has approved a prompt at 3am purely to make it stop.
security